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:iconnuinavariel:
page timeova!...i mean take ova...

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never see you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you and direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say ‘I’M HOME!’

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their friends and hope to get it back!

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Customer in a Barnes and Noble: Do you sell any books on how to cook with weed?
Store Manager: No, but we do sell books on how to grow it...
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you made a deviantart...just to screw with us...didn't you

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did you know if you stick your hand out the window in a prius the vehicle will actually turn?
:iconnuinavariel:
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE FAVES
YOU ARE TEH AWESOME

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Customer in a Barnes and Noble: Do you sell any books on how to cook with weed?
Store Manager: No, but we do sell books on how to grow it...
:iconnuinavariel:
crackhead :P

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Customer in a Barnes and Noble: Do you sell any books on how to cook with weed?
Store Manager: No, but we do sell books on how to grow it...

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